Um, I specifically remember thanking God everyday during the winter that he created me here in the south, where you can sit on the front porch and sweat in the summertime. Apparently there’s been a hiccup in the lines of communication: we’re finished with the cold down here. I was appalled and nearly hyperventilated after reading CNN.com’s story, “U.S. shivers as temps head lower.”
That wasn’t in the contract, and I’d like to call for a renegotiation.