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menopause joke from my mother, who survived menopause with the same personality she had going in

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My mom and son are pretty good sports in photos. She's been this funny all my life.

I have no idea where my mother gets her jokes. People send them to her, mostly, and she’s got one intolerable, uber-conservative friend whose e-mails can no longer be forwarded to me and the mister because they make us so angry. But this menopause joke made me laugh out loud. Twice. Kudos to whoever wrote it.

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MENOPAUSE JEWELRY…
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be  able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns deep blue. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin’ red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
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Author: Dolly R. Sickles

Writer, mother, wife, adventurer, agent of change, advocate, ally, volunteer, instructor ... I'm never bored. I write contemporary romance and romantic suspense under the name Becky Moore, and children’s literature under the name Dolly Dozier. You can also check me out at MacMillan Publishing’s Heroes & Heartbreakers, where I’m a romance blogger. During the fall and spring, you can find me in the classroom teaching other folks how to follow their dreams or how to fund their community outreach at Wake Technical Community College, and Central Carolina Community College. During the summer and at random times during the year, I'm out adventuring with my family.

One thought on “menopause joke from my mother, who survived menopause with the same personality she had going in

  1. Thanks for the kind words. I do remember telling you to let me know if I freaked out or anything. I was afraid I’d miss it 🙂

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